Aries – Your desire to be a leader will shine this month. Pay attention to signs that people need your attention, such as friends asking for help with ideas, classmates and coworkers looking to you as an example, and flesh wounds.

Taurus – Your determined energy is usually a good thing, but this month it could get in the way of personal relationships. Stay in tune with other people’s feelings for once. Jerk.

Gemini – This month your curious nature may lead you to take up a new hobby. DO NOT do it. Whatever hobby it may be, the alignment of Jupiter’s moons hints that the uptake of anything new will result in your eventual death, whether it’s mountain climbing or underwater basket weaving.

Cancer – Expect the betrayal of a close confident this month. Cancer’s moody nature often leads it to overreact, and when you push someone too far they will exact their revenge. Don’t be surprised when everyone knows exactly what you did at the Christmas party.

Leo – As a Leo, your desire to shine is always prominent. However, when a friend achieves a major accomplishment let them have the lime light. Attention whore.

Virgo – Your compassionate nature always helps you see eye to eye with other people, which should come in handy this month when you have an opportunity to help out in your community. However, if you take this opportunity you’ll make other people feel bad for not being as saintly as you are.

Libra – This month your simple lifestyle will be placed in jeopardy when two relatives argue. They’ll both want you to take a side, but the rings of Saturn suggest that you should stay quiet and wait for the argument to blow over.

Scorpio – Your competitive nature gives you the desire to crush all rivals most months and the alignment of Mars will enhance your aggression this month. The best thing you can do is go for it! Show those losers who’s boss.

Sagittarius – The strong morals you strive to follow daily will be put under strain this month. Your temper will be tested, but don’t blow up! The moon’s craters this month shows that your reputation will be slandered and you’ll lose many friends.

Capricorn – Your ambitious behaviors will be rewarded this month when a teacher or boss praises your work. You might be tempted to let yourself slack off a while, but don’t give in or else you’ll lose everything.

Aquarius – This month your desire to be different will get you into a bit of trouble when you stand up for your beliefs. They’ll try to oppress you, but stay strong! You’re probably right anyway.

Pisces – Your abundance of energy will come in handy this month when you clash with authority. The best thing to do is to run away and pretend it never happened.