Ask yourself this: if your school was trying to make it “healthier,” do you think getting rid of one flavor of a slushy, probably the most popular of the original three, and replacing it with another flavor is a sound strategy? If you answered no: Great, you’ll enjoy this article! If you answered yes: Great, you probably are a school official!

In all seriousness, getting rid of the Blue Slushy just to replace it with another, probably equally healthy, flavor to try and make your school “healthier” is just nonsensical. If you walked around the school during the Blue Era, you’d have noticed that most students bought and enjoyed the Blue Slushy. Now, however, you don’t see many slushies around, however the occasional slushy does recur “de temps en temps.”

The Blue Slushy could arguably be one of the most popular new additions added this year, maybe one of the most popular purchases the Cafeteria had to offer, and most students at Chapin would probably agree that it’s absence has been noticeable. But why exactly has it been revoked?

One explanation already mentioned are the health concerns floating around lately. This strive to make schools healthier is, and has been, something of a doomed operation from the start. If the school decided to supply healthier choices, it isn’t noticeable as the same food choices have still been around.

Or maybe the Blue Slushy actually teleported to an alternate dimension, or a different universe within the multiverse.

Yeah, probably the first explanation. Although anything can happen if you believe enough.

Let’s be real for a second though: Blue Slushies did, and will forever, reign supreme over any other flavor of Slushy. There’s just that sensational effect that it has when you consume it, that it may be so good you want to get another one, throwing all frugal-ish efforts out the window.

But how is this relevant to anything? The absence of the Blue Slushy may not seem like much of a problem to some people, but for others, it’s a revered choice of purchase.

Just imagine: You’re walking to lunch to socialize with your friends and enjoy whatever food you have either brought or available for purchase. After an allotted period, you get up to purchase that wonderful Blue Slushy. You walk into the room in which it’s available and grab a cup to put it in, but realize that it’s strangely missing. This process repeats for several days, until the inevitable truth that it may never come back hits you.

The Blue Slushy was a delicacy in the world of CHS. It’s absence has been noticed, and some students urge the school to make a reconsideration and revive it. Bringing it back will please a many students, and the sales record will increase as students clamor for the delicacy.

Slushies will populate the Cafeteria again, the Blue Slushy will again reign supreme, and the Blue Era will live on!

Viva La Blue Slushy!